Blondie

This poor woman. Someone has to find her. Please help.

www.findlisastebic.com

Why don't i have friends on Live Journal?

Because they are on Myspace.

So stop asking LOL

Dear Britney,
I know that right now you are having a hard time with your family and everyone nosing in your business. You dont need some 36 year old mother coming in telling you how to live, and I respect that. Also , knowing you arent ever going to read this..... here it goes.

1. You need to apply to go on What Not To Wear or just invite Stacey over for a visit of your closet.  Look , I gave birth a year ago, I know that i felt like crap for a long time, so i get it. I also know that i have a full time job so i have to look pretty good. ... You dont look pretty good you look a hot mess.  Let Stacey help.

2. You need to stop smoking. Why is it i always see you with redbull and a cancer stick? Don' t you want to see your boys grow up? Do you have a serious Death Wish?

3. Forget that your parents and manager wrangled you  into rehab. Take it and make it a positive. You learned to cope in there didnt you? Take that negative feeling and push it into something positive.


You are Britney M Fing Spears.  If you need new friends to hang with you can always give me a call. Ill show you what its like to live a regular life and still have a blast. I promise.

That pic up t here is my grandma. I never met her, i promise thats not me. For one thing, im not that old. For another, my hair is three colors.


You can do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Perhaps the most over used phrase of  the year. I caught myself using it at work, during a sales presentation. Seriously Mr. Customer. No .. Seriously.

It's not like i sell cheese door to door. This is major telcom infastructure to major accounts. And i used.. SERIOUSLY.

Shoot Me Now.